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We started off with 40 statements. The rest is up to you. Send us any "You Know You're Obessed With Ed, Edd, n Eddy When..." statements and we will add them onto the site. Our goal is 100 statements. So please send all statements to TheJawbreakerChronicle@yahoo.com or Edboys06@yahoo.com

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1. You whistle the Ed,Edd, n Eddy theme song more than once a day.

2. You think that gravy and buttered toast are part of a complete breakfast.

3. You clean your room more than 5 times a day.

4. You find yourself yelling random statements at inappropriate times.

5. You begin wearing the latest Ed fashions.

6. You video tape an episode more than once just so you can have an extra copy.

7. You send over 10 emails to the creators of the show in one day.

8. You begin trying to use an Ed,Edd, or Eddy quote each day.

9. You try to run straight through your back yard wooden fence.

10. You never miss a show even when its a re-run.

11. You go to the store and complain that they have no 7lb jawbreakers.

12. You change your name to Ed.

13. You have a giant blow up picture of Eddy above your bed.

14. You have completely remodeled your room to turn it into Double-D's room.

15. You try to convince your friends on changing their names.

16. You get excited about finding a quarter.

17. You hate birds just because Eddy hates them.

18. You have tried at least 3 or 4 scams from the show.

19. You have a list of every Ed quote that has ever been said.

20. You try to learn Rolf's culture and language.

21. You get beauty tips from Nazz.

22. You have created a Plank of your own.

23. You use the word messy three times in a row while having a conversation.

24. You master the running style of Ed.

25. You have all of your furniture wrapped up in plastic.

26. You try to think of what is under Double-D's hat while at school.

27. You try to find every blooper in the shows.

28. You know every scam in full detail and have it written down.

29. You take financial tips from Eddy.

30. You build an intertube raft just so you can sail down your creek.

31. You write nasty comments to Kevin for being a jerk to the Eds.

32. You and your friends open up a pet cleaning boutique

33. You know the biographies of every cast member.

34. You have 4 or 5 Ed websites posted on the internet.

35. You have memorized where everybody lives in the Culde-sac.

36. You bathe in a tub of gravy.

37. You name the birds that live under your bed.

38. You put a disco ball in your room.

39. You think that the walls have ears.

40. Jawbreakers are your favorite food.

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