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Ed Involved in Punching Bag Scam
Well Eddy is back and has already been scamming. He has probably came up with his dumbest idea
yet. A punching bag. In his attempts to focus on Kevin Eddy has decided to build a punching bag. The only problem is that
there isn't enough material to build it. So using the mind that Eddy has he decided to use Ed as the stuffing inside.
When asked about this Eddy had this to say. "Come on! He's soft enough!" Well Kevin shortly found out that the object
he was punching was alive. After opening the bag Kevin found Ed badly bruised. Kevin: " That Dork! He has reached an all time
low!" Indeed he has. If you can remember just last week Ed was involved in a bed scam. Ed was asked about
his involvement in the scam. Ed: " Kevin hits hard." Eddy insists that this isn't his fault and says that Ed climbed into
the bag while him and Edd were building it. Kevin doesn't believe a word of this. Despite all of this Eddy refuses to give
Kevin back his money. Edd is quite sure that Kevin will find a way to get back his money from Eddy as he always does. Well
its good to have you back Eddy.
~Justin~
(JBC Headliner)
Looking for Love in All the Wrong places
A Freelance Article
During
an interview with one of the JBC staff members, Lynn. The Eds were busy working on their newest scam, "The Candy Vending Machine"
It was nothing more than screws and bolts wrapped in candy wrappers. They must have thought that the kids would be stupid
enough to fall for it. But they did. Lynn started to ask the three failures some questions and she had no
idea she was making an impression on the short penniless chump Eddy. Turns out he has a thing for Lynn. And he plans to send her paper flowers made by Ed and he thinks he can get her to date
him. This is all too funny to be true. But one day he will realize hes nothing than a greedy loser. I'm sure he wouldnt want
to hear the crap I've been saying about him, but oh well I was able to get an interview with the moron.
Connie:
So Eddy, you think you're hot stuff and that Lynn would like you?
Eddy:
heck yeah! I am hot! I'm the hottest guy around!
Connie:
*rolls eyes* and why are you bothering her? Don't you have better stuff to do?
Eddy:
Don't you have better questions to ask?
Connie:
Don't argue with me you idiot!
Eddy:
Dont call me an idiot! Why dont you shut up and go interview someone else?
Connie:
Fine, you're a waste of my time anyway.
Eddy:
Good to know!
~Connie~
P.S. No harm done Lynn.....I just needed an idea
*puppy
eyes*
Comments
from the Editor:
Lynn this is purely for
entertainment purposes only and in no way reflects opinions on any of the staff members here at the Jawbreaker Chronicle.
Lynn we all love you here because you are a valuable member to us. By
the way I had nothing to do with this.
~Justin~
Behind The Ed
Kevin's Opinion
of the Ed's
Emily: Hello Kevin, can I have an interview with you?
Kevin:
Sure I guess.
Emily: Ok....What's your opinion on Ed?
Kevin: Eds a dork... what else is there to say?
Emily: What
makes him a dork?
Kevin: Come on! You've seen him do stupid things. He tied my shoes to his hand, destroyed Jonny's house,
and much much more!
Emily: You do have a point there
Emily: What about Edd?
Kevin: Edd is ok. He really doesn't
get in my way too much and rarely causes me problems. Except when he ruined my bike chain with tooth paste. But since he hangs
out with Ed and Eddy he is still a dork.
Emily: Ok, you are aware Edd didn't intentionally ruin your bike chain though
Kevin: Are you saying its my fault dude!
Emily: No, I'm saying because of Ed and Eddy Edd wasn't thinking straight
at all
Kevin: Still he's a dork.
Emily: OK, and finally Eddy, what's your opinion on him?
Kevin: Still he's a
dork.
Emily: Ok, and finally Eddy, what's your opinion on him?
Kevin: Just to name a few... He's gobbed on my bike,
distracted me from Nazz, destroyed my house, wrecked my chances with Nazz, Broke into my bath tub, tries to scam me from my
money, and so much more!
Emily: I see
Kevin: Do you know where Eddy is now?
Emily: no not really
Kevin: That
dork owes me a new bike!
Kevin: Kevin (Get back here Eddy!)
Emily:Ok, thanks for the interview
Kevin: (Im going
to kill you dork I swear)
Well that was my interview with Kevin, although it was cut a bit short because Kevin ran
after Eddy, I got another opinion about the Ed's. It doesn't seem like they're too popular at all in fact.
~Emily~
(JBC Reporter for Behind The Ed)
Eddy's Back!
After close examination, Eddy has turned out to be perfectly sane if not a bit eccentric. When asked about his
experiences at the "Mental Institute", Eddy had this to say. "Mental Institute? All those guys did was stick me in the back
of their truck!" Armed with this knowledge, we decided to track down the so called "health inspectors". Our search was quick,
as the "inspectors" were found in the junk yard searching, presumably, for Eddy.
Having hidden Eddy out of site,
we carefully approached the "inspectors" and asked how Eddy was recuperating. "Uh,oh him, he's doing fine" was the only response
we received. Deciding that this tactic wasnt working, we lured the "inspectors" away with the promise of donuts and searched
their truck.
Upon searching the truck we came
to a startling revelation. These people weren't inspectors at all, but really Ed, Edd n Eddy fans gone crazy. Inspired by
one of Eddy's latest scam, these fans decided to kidnap Eddy and sell him on Ebay in an attempt to make a profit.
With this new information, we waited
for the fans to return. Upon returning to their lair, the crazed fans were tranquilized and sent to, you guessed it, a mental
institute.
~Dr. Eric PHD.~
(JBC Medical Writer)
Business-Ed
Ed Land Open For Business
After a while in the planning stages it seems that Ed Land is open for business. After countless hours of
preparation the Eds are ready for business. The park will feature all of the usual attractions such as a ferris wheel, merry-go-round,
petting zoo, and many games. However, a new attraction was added late in the planning stage. Wreck-we-um-for-a-whiplash
was added at the very end by Edd. " I spent a whole day building that contraption we might as well use it." Ed Land is scheduled
to open on April 20th which is my birthday (Go figure) Edd described it as a present to me for all the hardwork that
the JBC staff has done for the Ed's publicity. The park is scheduled to be a big success.
~Justin~
(JBC Business Major)
Ed-Vertisement
*Ed Land Opening Soon*
Don't miss out on Ed Land this Spring.With many rides and games to
play you will spend all of your money while you are having fun.
*Prices*
Rides: 25 cents
Games: 25 cents
Food: 25 cents
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