Here you can check out the candidates campaign commercials. Whether it be good or bad it's all apart of the Democratic
process. More advertisments will be added as the candidates persue their goal of becoming King of the Culde-sac.
Notice: Some advertisements are rated PG
For four years Plank has saved over 200 acres of forest and well over 300 acres of lakes and rivers. He opposes littering
and the destruction of the rain forests. He will do everything in his power to preserve our planet. He wants this
planet to still look beautiful to our childeren's childeren. He is proud to be part of the independent party because he believes
that "wood is good."
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Left:Plank is well lovedMiddle:Plank saves town from flood Right: Plank is active in his community |
JBC 2004
In the year 2000 Eddy was caught stuffing the ballots so that the election would go in his favor. After he was caught
he told reporters that he didn't care what the people thought, to him they were just a bunch of suckers. It's obvious that
he only cares about himself and should not be leading Peach Creek.
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Why doesn't Plank ever speak? Is he hiding something? Eddy thinks so. He states that Plank is too busy controlling minds
that he has no time for words. Eddy believes that if Plank is elected he will turn all of us into his wood slaves. Now
we aren't saying that Plank would do these things. But it makes you think... doesn't it? Vote for a non mind controlling candidate...
Vote Eddy. "Eddy is the best and Plank isn't!"
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Now we aren't pressuring you to vote for Eddy... But Eddy wants you to know that he is the best guy to choose because
he promises things that others possibly can't give you. Such as jawbreakers for life and all the cash that you can dream of.
Eddy knows that you aren't paying attention so make the right choice vote Eddy.
"I'm Eddy and I approve of this message."
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