"This is an outrage!" proclaimed Eddy as he frantically called an Ed meeting. "They're not going to get away with this!" 

"Im not even sure how this case got to court, or how this decision was reached, but frankly Im astonished!" Double-D said, before being yanked away by Eddy. 

We waited for twenty minutes for the Eds meeting to finish, before Judge Judy decided to set her bailiff after us. At which time we were forced to run for our lives and unfortunately we lost track of the Eds in the process. 

After running for our lives (and barely escaping), we high-tailed it to Peach Creek in hopes of finding Ed, Edd, or Eddy and ask them what the meeting was about. 

By the time we reached Peach Creek, we were surprised to find it empty. Indeed, not a voice could be heard, which is unusual on any day and almost always means that the Eds are up to something. After some careful searching, we discovered a flyer that read, "They can ban em but we still have em. Meet us where the rooster crows with the dough and we'll give you the goods! "

Rolling our eyes in disgust at Eddy's crude attempt at poetry, we nonetheless headed to Rolf's farm. Upon arriving we discovered Ed standing guard next to a peculiar looking bush. When we asked Ed what he was doing, he responded, "Guarding the mashed potatoes silly head!" 

Realizing that getting information from Ed is as effective as cleaning teeth with a nail, we gave up and simply kicked the bush. A hollow thud was heard as we confirmed what we had thought all along, the bush was metal. Reaching for the top, we carefully unscrewed the concealed, metal hatch and opened it. Everyone stepped back, stunned. The bush was filled to the brim with jawbreakers. Where did these jawbreakers come from and what is Eddy planning? Unfortunately for us, neither of them could be found, so I guess well just have to wait till next week to find out.

~Dr.Eric~

(JBC Physician)

The Ed's have created a new card game that looks as though it is going to be a huge hit in the Culde-Sac. The game is called Monster Hunter which is based on certain monsters that have been in the movies that Ed has seen. The game is turn based where each player must make his or her monster be even more powerful than the other. Edd has been making them on the computer along with the help of the JBCs own Dr. Eric. Dr. Eric has made our banners for the site and was asked to help Edd with the game since he's you know... artsy. A lot of people are interested in the game play and the card game has the whole neighborhood in an uproar for more cards. "Rolf must have more of these cards to control the fate of the Culde-sac." We can't show u any of the pictures yet but maybe Dr. Eric can get us some. But here's a few of the cards: Cyclops, Bone Marrow Sucker, Death Spitting Lizard, and the best card that beats any card which is Evil Tim. The card packs are being sold exclusively in Peach Creek and cost one dollar a pack and about fifty packs have been sold so far. Even I had to buy one and sadly I didn't get an Evil Tim but I did get my favorite card the Robot Bounty Hunters card which captures any card that the controller decides to. Sorry getting a little into it but as you can see this is an extremely popular game.

~Justin~

(JBC Business Major)

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